terminal growth

(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.

"No, my beard won't get any longer. It's at terminal growth."

by pebacon February 12, 2015

terminally butthurt

People who are always terminally butthurt seek things to be offended about.

Jill was terminally butthurt about the subject of men in power as she constantly sought ways to find fault with them.

by Shadowcran April 14, 2015

Terminal bad

The expression is used when something really bad happens like a pokemon dying in your pokemon game. It is usually only used when playing videogames like minecraft and pokemon. It could also be used in real-life situations though.

"I have terminal bad after dying in minecraft." "This is terminal bad , I lost the nuzlocke."

by Theworst_weeb August 29, 2017

Terminal Aids

Somebody that finishes off a player mid-fight in fortnite battle royale

"that kid that finished me of last night has terminal aids"

by Doctor Aids January 9, 2019

Terminal-Feminitis

A subcategory of brain cancer stemming from prolonged exposure to the feminist ideology, commonly thought to degrade a human's ability to function outside of their ideological echo chamber. Often times incurable, Terminal-Feminitis targets the brain cells of an individual causing a rapid decrease in common sense and rationality.

Lucy has been diagnosed with Terminal-Feminitis, she can't stop screaming about the "patriarchy".

by WS-PoneGai May 6, 2023

screw terminals

1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".

Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"

Mark: "Screw terminals!"

by A baka. May 11, 2016

Terminal Bitchosity

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.

Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.

by OMGR8US September 26, 2009