4 definitions by pebacon

Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.

The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.

by pebacon August 5, 2023

french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.

"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."

by pebacon December 28, 2013

Zenis

The cylindrical remnant of a zucchini after being zoodled.

That zucchini I just zoodled was huge. - just look at this zenis!

by pebacon August 5, 2023

terminal growth

(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.

"No, my beard won't get any longer. It's at terminal growth."

by pebacon February 12, 2015