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Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019
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I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.
I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.
by Smitty134 May 5, 2011
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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Tomafter

–noun
1. The day following tomorrow: Tomafter is supposed to be sunny.

–adverb
4. At some future time: We shall rest easy tomafter if we work for peace tomorrow.
Lola: Was Madeline's party tomorrow?
Elliott: No, it's tomafter.
by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007
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hot tomali

A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.
(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomali?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm an idiot.
B: I know.
by mexican food March 30, 2010
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not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....
*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric
by shot that.. March 12, 2020
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Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
by Chris July 29, 2003
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