titanium teabag

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

by udatm909 July 15, 2011

Timarion

Fine ass dude very funny and a ladies man. Will probably take yo bitch

Can’t leave Timarion around. Your girl too long

by Gggthvdsuj April 21, 2019

Titanism

The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.

Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"

by PkTheArsonist June 23, 2021

Super Mega Ultra Colossal Titanic Gay

Used to describe the gayest man alive. Indescribable how gay he is.

“Hey, Peyton is super mega ultra colossal titanic gay.”

by Super Mega Straight Guy March 18, 2022

Titanic

A huge ship that once floated, but doesn't anymore.

Do you remember the Titanic?

Oh, that ship that doesn't float anymore?

Yeah.

by Anonimoe January 20, 2009

Timari

The girl you lived next to as a kid who grew up and did a complete 180. Was quiet and semi-reserved, is now loud and extremely outgoing. Used to be proper and nice, now is the life of the party and would swing from the chandelier if she could reach it. Critiqued your language as a child and now knows words that would make Carlin himself blush. The best kind of chick to be friends with.

Did you see that girl dancing on the table?? She pulled a total Timari.

by KaNaRFNaRGaN November 28, 2011

TI-89 Titanium

A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.

"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"

"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"

by dAzzlr August 22, 2009