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Oil Tanking

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.

Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.
by Kenny_0118899 June 19, 2013
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almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.
"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."
by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016
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dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls
enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking
by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020
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Queen of Tanking

Cardi is the Queen of Tanking. After WAP, Megan got a Top 30 hit while Bet You Wanna hit #1 on Bubbling Under and Me Gusta hit #91. Megan saved WAP and Pardison Fontaine wrote her verse. Her fans also known as Retardi Gang troll all day and say “Ended Nicki” And they are correct, Ended Nicki’s fan Retardi
Bet You Wanna didn’t even reach the Hot 100, Cardi is the Queen of Tanking
by cardiobtanking October 16, 2020
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Tanking It

A person that's completely lying about the truth.

When everyone knows your lying but you proceed with lying.
(Guy1) I stick potatoes into car mufflers & watch the cars blow up.

(Guy2) MAN HOMIE, WHY YOU TANKING IT ?!?!?!?
by mr. lan September 14, 2009
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Thinking straight

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.
by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008
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Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.
Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!
by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010
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