valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Timing Belt

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Draco Timing

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

by Kek Nug June 7, 2018

Perfect timing

The quality of diamond jewelry when hits just the right light and achieves it's highest potential of brilliance.

Damn bro, your ice got perfect timing out here in sunny Miami!

by Hoodrich GM May 6, 2018

2 timing

When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.

Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(

by n_m1237 December 3, 2016

timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.

Timing your pee.

by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011

White boy timing

White Boy Timing is Not coming in on time to a beat when singing a basic pop song that white people get lit to e.g Mr bright side

used in S7:E4 of RuPauls drag race when trixi tells peal that she has white body timing when making a spoof.

‘Girl you have that white boy timing’

by Suckittomeee!! March 6, 2020