tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

tilexz

two actors who deny they are together and try to hide their love interest in each other, which is very hard;

and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.

It's so obvious that in 18 Part 1, the love scene was sooo tilexz rather than jommy.

by Alisonnnnnnnnn March 25, 2008

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

Tilly

Tilly is normally a brunette . She is quite the spazz. You see her as an innocent child when you first see her, but when you get to know her, She’ll make you crazy just like she is. Most people like Tilly’s. Shes usually a migit, but has a big booty !

“Tilly is so innocent on the outside but a devil on the inside”

by Itslila123 August 6, 2018

Tileyed

A hangover of monumental proportions, involving copious vomiting and the inability to function as a human being.

I’m off to get ‘Tileyed’

by Coxy17 August 27, 2019

Tile Comet

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.

by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010

Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013