Binary Thinking

Phrase. Denotes a system of thought that predominantly considers things in an "either, or", "right, wrong", "black, white" way, ignoring any subtleties or consideration of third or more alternatives.

In philosophy, this is know as a "bifurcation fallacy".

People who habitually think in this way are usually fairly unintelligent and unimaginative.

G.W. Bush: "You're either with us, or your with the terrorists".
Me: "Wow, Bush can only seem to understand the world through binary thinking..."

by TPQUK May 16, 2010

Thanking the bus driver

An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.

Thanking the bus driver

Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.

by MilkyRocket July 4, 2018

thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

Thunting

Thot hunting

Me and my friend Jeff spent all night thunting on Huniepop.

by Protat May 16, 2020

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008