Throner

When you get so excited for the HBO show Game of Thrones that you get a boner.

Travis: I'm so excited for the next season of Game of Thrones that I have a Throner!

TJ: I have the weirdest throner right now.

by chopchop1406 October 7, 2012

Game of Thrones Disease

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.

Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.

by 1dchouseman August 12, 2014

Game of Thrones

An HBO show based on George R. R. Martin's books. The show's got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and sex. Mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. And a lot of violence and sex. Did I mention the sex? And drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.

Did you see Game of Thrones last night?
Yeah, and I can't believe they tried to murder that kid.

by campanile April 27, 2012

Thornclaw

the patrol guy

"Thornclaw... oh yeah, the patrol guy. Hello, Thornclaw, do you want me to go on the dawn patrol or the evening patrol?"

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

thornburging

Raising your cup, as if to make a toast, eye level while slightly tilting your head.

Everybody in the meeting was confused by the way he kept thornburging his cup before every sip of coffee.

by CrunkJooce April 18, 2010

Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.

"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"

by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016