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James : did you hear that Theo kicked a baby ?!?
Maya: no omg did he really !?!?
Theo by Helpimdead November 29, 2019
guy with weird ribs and is really rude.
that theo his ribs are well weird.
theo by yourmumslover6969 April 22, 2022
A general asshole who doesn't care about anyone's feelings. He is super immature and always talks about sex and penises but thinks people who masturbate are disgusting. He calls everyone either homophobic or gay.
Guy 1: I was venting about my depression and that guy started calling me a loser

Guy 2: Sounds like a Theo
Theo by DooplerBoopler August 29, 2020
Theo's are generally French, they tend to be homosexual and Xbox fans, like to discriminate against Indian and black people, says the n-word frequently and is trash at scooting
Example 1
Aryan: Yo wagwan g
Theo: Shut up big brown nigga

Example 2
Theo to James: I can double tailwhip flat
James: Aight bet lemme see
Theo: *falls*
Theo by BobsUrUncles April 5, 2020
An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.
Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.
A thong. A skimpy undergarment. First known to be used in Glasgow. A slang term deriving from shortening Theodore Long's name to Th-ong. Private code used by boys in classrooms.

Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy
Marv: Did you spot the Theo on Tiffany in Biology.
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.

Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?
Theo by pawcracka November 23, 2009