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A very kind person who does good for the world and makes everyone happy and no one can get enough of her, she is pleasant to be around with and is the goat at everything!
Girl 1: Chrysanthe called the ambulance, when I broke my arm.
Girl 2: It doesn't surprise me, she always does the right thing.
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020

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A really hot and sexy girl who smells very good. Has huge and bouncy breasts. Also, has a nice big ass that you want to smack so hard. She has long and skinny fingers you want to suck on. Is also, a freak in the sheets. Chrissa has juicy and plumpy lips, with a very long tongue. Her eyebrows are on fleek and she is the most perfect lady in the entire world. Boys, be prepared!
Boy 1: I had sex with Chrissa last night, my dick felt so comfortable in her pussy.
Boy 2: Way to go bro, you're so lucky, that you are with that chick.
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

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An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(
I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

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Someone who has good taste and gets made fun of it, because people are uncultured swines and weebs are men of culture.
Weebs have great opinions!
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

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The greatest singer on the planet and was way too good for the world! He was called the “King of Pop” because he sang the best songs of all time. He had a skin disease called vitiligo, but people ignored that fact and still made rumors he “bleached” his skin. Also, he didn’t have a childhood because of his abusive father and even wrote a very emotional song about that, but assholes still believe the lie that he is a “pedophile” when he actually took good care of the kids and the filthy peasants made it up, so they can have their filthy hands on his luxurious money. Michael Jackson was a humanitarian and made lots of important and powerful songs. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson, we love and miss you so much!
Michael Jackson is resting very well in Heaven
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

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An angry and stupid short guy. Is homophobic, even though he is gay himself. Is a fucking asshole and has a punchable face. Brags he is a Catholic Christian, yet he bullies people. Not very holy of him to do that.
Look at that moron Eric, taking a bath in the sewer!
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

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A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.
Can I please hold Safari?
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by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

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