murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

Murf

Murf is a hunk he will be there for you when you need him. He is funny and you are lucky he you are dating him

Yo is that MURF he a hunk

by Murf_the_smurf July 31, 2019

Murf

A safe-for-work alternative to cursing or swearing.

"oh murf! I'm late for the meeting"

by GroundZer0#5953 February 9, 2022

MURF

The most caring loving father, husband strong and my ride or die!!

MURF He is the 💘 of my life the best stepfather anyone could ever have I love you Murphy faivela always and forever😍😘.

by The best friend someone could August 5, 2019

Murf

Wasting your time on useless and unimportant matters

Hilda has a thing of murfing to the extent that she now feels restless

by Crevon December 28, 2024

MURF

A murf is a n*gger

*black guy walks by*
Friend- "oh no it's a MURF!"
Me- "What's a MURF?"
Friend- "Code word for n*gger!"

by murfloves September 12, 2021

Murf

Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots

Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister

by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 28, 2018