Testicular Milk

Semen

girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight

boyfriend: ...

girlfriend: what?

boyfriend: who even says that?

girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.

boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")

by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Testicularitis

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while

Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!

by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

by schvety_balls June 16, 2012

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 21, 2021

Testicular Tap Syndrome

A major injury caused upon the pubic areas commonly caused by hardcore sex.

"she fucked him so hard that his dick became a tap."

"he suffered from severe testicular tap syndrome."

by Dr. Jared Smith April 17, 2022