testosteroni

referring to a type of pasta covered in testosterone, can be topped with estrogen sauce

(really mad guy starts yelling)

"Who ordered the testosteroni? Someone should slip him some estrogen sauce."

by ohhfiasco December 16, 2009

testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.

After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.

by bro9000 March 11, 2011

Testosterowned

1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.

2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.

Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.

The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.

by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012

Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.

Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
boner testosterone

by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014

Testacity

Having the audacity to test you. (Starting a problem.)

How dare you have the testacity to talk to my girlfriend in front of me!?
I hate him so much! What testacity!
The testacity that was just seen was unbelievable.
Derek, don't come at me with your testacity!
The testacity! The testacity!

by DAPR May 25, 2015

Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016