When you put blocks of unboiled jelly, into somones colon, friend lies under neath mouth open, waitin for the jelly too melt dropping into the back of there mouth!
would u like to test my jelly later. its of a high quality, i am officaially a jelly tester of the highest analytical calliber
by daniel gavaghan January 20, 2009
Get the Jelly Tester mug.An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the prick teaser mug.1. A short film trailer (shorter than a full length trailer shown in movie theatres and in the beginning of VHS tapes and DVDs).
Teasers trailers are used on TV, where the length of time is far too limited to run a full 2-3 minute trailer.
2. One who leads one on (sexually) but perennialy holds short of having sex.
3. Any small taste of something, usually aimed at selling something.
4. one who teases.
Teasers trailers are used on TV, where the length of time is far too limited to run a full 2-3 minute trailer.
2. One who leads one on (sexually) but perennialy holds short of having sex.
3. Any small taste of something, usually aimed at selling something.
4. one who teases.
That bitch is such a teaser.
by Captain Neatoman October 28, 2004
Get the teaser mug.The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).
Her banana teaser is spectacular.
However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005
Get the banana teaser mug.when a guy asks for a “teaser” they’re asking for a pic of ur clevage not ur boobs so they can be “teased” 🙄
by a beaner girl January 21, 2018
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