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Teserita 

Exotic island princess far from home shore. Sweet as pineapple and as delicate as white orchid. Sports heavily calloused feet from riding surf boards and strolling barefoot along the streets of Sin City.

Able to attract online love with the click of a mouse. Devotes one-third of each day to Mafia Wars, FarmVille and listening to Don Ho albums.

A casual dresser with a penchant for wearing grass skirts, leis and flip flops.

Though reckless in her personal life, she urges everyone else to "take care always."
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Teserita by Endorphin Boy February 4, 2010
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Pleasantly mysterious, sharp as a tack, gives up no slack, she's certainly a woman you could imagine in a short skirt and a looong jacket...
Seriously though, your lucky if she accompanies you, unlucky if you dare not to keep up. You'll be left beaten, broken, and battered, but have a smile of utmost satisfaction on your face as you lay safely in bed.
Dude what the hell happened?
Just a night like any other with Teseria
Teseria by Fraudulent Psycho February 1, 2017
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