Micro-Terrorism

To commit small and annoying acts of terrorism that are more of a nuisance than harmful. Not to be confused with Macro-terrorism.

"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to that salt shaker?"

"I'm loosening the cap so the next fucker gets a surprise!"

"Shit man, I had no clue you were into micro-terrorism!"

by Jonny Bo Bonny January 3, 2010

terrorist fist jab

Fox new's definition of a pound, revealed to explain to white voters what Barack Obama *really* meant when he pounded fists with his wife before a speech.

"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

by saraface June 10, 2008

Sunshine Terrorist

Person who displays random acts of kindness during unlikely or unexpected situations for the purpose of creating confusion or alarm.

Some Sunshine Terrorist called our customer service complaint line to tell me what a wonderful job I was doing...

by Acharai December 1, 2010

intestinal terrorist

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

by Poor Mans Orange December 1, 2010

musical terrorism

The act of instilling repetitive, catchy music/jingles into someone's head. Usually songs that you know will get stuck into someone's head like "Friday" by Rebecca Black or the Oscar Meyer jingle.

Someone instilling musical terrorism could do so by repeating the same verse of a song like Ke$ha's "throw some glitter make it rain" everytime glitter or rain is mentioned.

by GapStockCrew November 18, 2011

poop terrorist

One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.

Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.

by Poopterrorist18 December 2, 2013

Panty Terrorist

The ultimate tease! One who makes you cream using a variety of techniques; most often not including the use of hands or being in the presence of the panties he/she is terrorizing.

She sat in erotic agony as the Panty Terrorist explored the details of his intimate fantasies.

by Chryan20 December 11, 2020