techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

Technoretard

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Techtard

Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin

When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.

As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.

by MachineShop January 15, 2008

technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007

techno-tard

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.

Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!

by a/l April 20, 2008

Techtard

someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.

Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.

by lios15leet February 16, 2009