Technological forest

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland

I got lost in the technological forest today.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2021

Technologic

When a person listens to too many techno and house songs.

Look, That guy is shuffling! He must be a technologic.

by Invaderzim44 March 28, 2010

technologiality

1.mechanical or robotic character or behavior; technoliness.

2.indulgence in mechanical like instincts, impulses, etc.

3.an instance of mechanical character or behavior.

4.sexual relations between a person and a machine; tsodomy. (technological sodomy)

Andrew was charged with technologiality after being found to have relations with robotic toys.

by Discosa April 1, 2010

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.

Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.

by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.

My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.

by KingCool99 November 19, 2017