chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

Teagan

The most AMAZING girl will ever meet. She has the most radiant personality you will find. Beautiful in every way ; smile, hair, figure, laugh, personality... everything! She doesn't realize it, but she is the nicest and sweetest person ever. You can never go wrong with a friend like Teagan. It's sad that she doesn't know how beautiful she is. She has glorious big brown eyes that have a lively aura about them and glisten. If you are lucky enough to be friends with her, she is a treasure that you keep finding out more and more about and she is a blessing and delight to have in your life.

gorgeous radiant amazing beautiful sweet lovely Teagan

by gxazx2013 February 18, 2013

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 4, 2003

teabagging

the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.

by Bondi February 6, 2006

flying teabag

dropping your scrotum in someones mouth while in flight, more humiliating than average teabag.

while john was asleep i jumped off the couch and gave him a flying teabag

by brian o'gorman May 11, 2006

Teagan

The voice of an angel. And talent like you would not believe.
she has the happiest smile But is the queen of sass. IF YOU SASS HER, SHE WILL SASS BACK. Y o u c a n ' t w i n
She has a kind heart and a very wide vocabulary.
Her poetry is above Shakespearean level, and she knows what words hit deep into your soul.

Person 1: "Dayum what is that heavenly sound!?"
Person 2: "Oh that's a Teagan."
Person 1: "Wow, shes talented."

by PP for your PG movies June 17, 2019

Teagan

Teagan is more popular for a girl it can be for a boy though. Anyways Teagan's are normally beautiful even if they don't seem to think that. Sometimes they may say there ugly for attention which can get on someone's nerves. They tend to have really big brown eyes and an innocent face. When you want to compete don't choose a teagan they will win. They dream to be a big star and get there. And for some weird reason any Teagan you meet is always good at singing. Also teagan's tend to be on the shyier side of life, but still want t be around people. Teagans are really nice to people so if you hurt them you'll hurt your self, because they are super kind. You will feel bad if you do hurt them, because they have never done anything to offend you.

Random kid, No one can win. Teagan comes up I can! NO you can't says the boys. Two seconds later she does and blows your mind.

by Unipandagirl April 16, 2019