I got Taco Bell on the way to the club and ended up tarting all over the dancefloor...
by Clan Rockfist August 21, 2016
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A faggot and or retard that you happen to notice while in the presence of adults.
Obviously upon hearing you say retard or fag they become all pissed off. So. You simply mutter it to yourself. And more or less the adult will leave you alone.

Kid: Freakin' Retard!

Adult: KID!?! Watch your language!!

Kid: Sorry.
-Mubles: Freakin' Tart.
Adult: Hmm. What?

Kid: I'm hungry.

Adult: Huh...Ok...
by I3ambi January 11, 2008
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Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!
The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!
by Starchylde June 4, 2016
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This is when you are trying to secretly tell a friend that you farted while among large group of people, you just say i tarted
Dude dont say anyhting but i just ripped a healthy tart and it smells pretty bad
by dp snizzle February 9, 2009
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After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.
by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
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Town Tart is usally a kinder way to say slut, tramp, etc.
My wife was the town tart before we were maried
by SHOWmeTHEDankestMEMES November 9, 2015
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