by wish September 10, 2003
Get the tapette mug.My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Brittney do you have anymore tuna tape?
No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!
No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!
by ~Tasty~ March 25, 2011
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Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
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The lovable magnae, or youngest, member of the popular South Korean boyband SHINee (pronounced "shiny").
His cute and innocent personality makes it hard for anyone to dislike him.
He often refers to band-mate Key as his eomma(mommy).
He was born in the year 1993 on July 18th.
Out of all the SHINee members, Taemin is the best dancer.
The lovable magnae, or youngest, member of the popular South Korean boyband SHINee (pronounced "shiny").
His cute and innocent personality makes it hard for anyone to dislike him.
He often refers to band-mate Key as his eomma(mommy).
He was born in the year 1993 on July 18th.
Out of all the SHINee members, Taemin is the best dancer.
I love how Lee Taeminie seems to transform from cute and innocent to powerful and confident when he dances.<3
by ElyLovesYou June 23, 2009
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