tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008

Tape n Rape

Using duct tape to tie up and possibly gag and/or blindfold your victim ready for you to rape her

"holy shit dude, the new girl is hot!"
"Yeh man, I'd totally 'tape n rape' her"

by Captain RapesCo October 14, 2014

Tape Em' & Rape Em'

The action of taping someone to a large cylinder shaped object and, you know, BANG EM'................. without their consent."

"Dude, I saw this old guy taped to a tree the other day getting screwed by this other old guy."

"Yeah I know, I was there. Others around them were screaming "Tape em' & Rape em'!"

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Tape Measure Dick

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

by jodedorez October 20, 2010

Tape Theif

Someone who jumps on other peoples style. Originally is was for someone who copied tape to tape and then played it back for another audience reeking the reward of good style. It has been expanded to clothing, hair styles, tattoo's, piercings and even figures of speech.

Cool Guy "Damn, did you see John's Tattoo?"
Cool Guy 2 "I saw that on Paul at the party we were at two weeks ago, the ladies dug it!"
Cool Guy "OH man what a tape theif!"

by Drapz September 27, 2011

Tape Trading

When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW. These where mainly done over the phone or via postal orders & paid via cheque.

tape trading
"Dear BWL, Can I order 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.
Find the cheque attached to this letter bellow"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 15, 2017