A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
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My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
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by dave December 4, 2003
Get the tampon socket mug.Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.
Garett "What exactly does John Mayer do? I keep hearing that hes a singer or something."
Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"
John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.
Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"
John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.
by PinkMouse July 14, 2009
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The phrase 'Tampon Girl' has been immortalized at the University of Illinois because of an incident that happened at Joe's Brewery in the early morning hours of September 14, 2008. Eye witnesses claim that they spotted a girl in a short pink dress dancing on stripper poles who revealed a tampon string hanging out of her vag. This was later posted on the University of Illinois Juicy Campus Forum. While the true identity of the Tampon Girl has never been revealed, it has been a sensation there ever since.
The phrase 'Tampon Girl' has been immortalized at the University of Illinois because of an incident that happened at Joe's Brewery in the early morning hours of September 14, 2008. Eye witnesses claim that they spotted a girl in a short pink dress dancing on stripper poles who revealed a tampon string hanging out of her vag. This was later posted on the University of Illinois Juicy Campus Forum. While the true identity of the Tampon Girl has never been revealed, it has been a sensation there ever since.
Brie: "OMG do you see that skank dancing on the poles?"
Angie: "OMFG it must be the return of Tampon Girl!"
Brian: "Do you want to go to Joe's Friday night?
Jake: "No, Tampon girl will be on the rag again. You should steer clear of Joe's this weekend, unless you want to bring home that slut for some fun in her poop portal."
Angie: "OMFG it must be the return of Tampon Girl!"
Brian: "Do you want to go to Joe's Friday night?
Jake: "No, Tampon girl will be on the rag again. You should steer clear of Joe's this weekend, unless you want to bring home that slut for some fun in her poop portal."
by Brock S February 18, 2009
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