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Syrup Kid 

A child who never blows their nose when runny, nor wipes their face after eating a sugary snack. Consequently, dirt and various other debris stick to the child's snotty face resulting in a unsightly nightmare. Usually maple syrup is involved in some way. (i.e. hillbilly kids)
As Pa brought the recently killed raccoon into the backwoods shack, his 6 children ran around screaming and grabbing at the raccoon with their sticky fingers. "Git off now, ya hear? Ya'll ain't nothin' but a bunch o' syrup kids!"
Syrup Kid by NatTheBrat79 July 22, 2014
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Syrup Sipper 

"his aim so fucking good, he def a syrup sipper"
Syrup Sipper by Syrup sipper May 31, 2023

Syrup Slide 

in towns outside of Quebec Canada men can get very lonely. Usually found behind local pubs holes of different sizes will be drilled into Maple trees. Because of the natural maple syrup lube these trees become the companions of many of the locals. With more frequent use in the evening the "syrup slides" stay very warm and welcoming.
Where's Clay? He's behind the pub at the "Syrup Slide again" Nancy's out of town.
Syrup Slide by Ivey87 September 7, 2023

syrup nigger

Expression for Canadians used by Americans as "code" when they want to refer to Canadians in a derogatory manner.
Hey, check out all those SYRUP NIGGERS playing hockey out on the pond...
syrup nigger by oliver snow April 25, 2008

Syrup Bee 

Like The Honey Bee exept instead of Honey.....Syrup
OMG A Hornet!
Don't Worry It's Just A Syrup Bee
Syrup Bee by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Syrup Kids 

The name for the people who sit at the lunch table before you and leave it a mess.
Dude 1: Dammit! There's syrup splooge all over the tables again!
Dude 2: DAMN YOU SYRUP KIDS!
Syrup Kids by conan182 November 17, 2010

Syrup Jockey 

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.
"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"
Syrup Jockey by DasRip May 26, 2013