I have synchronicity of a household.
by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
Get the synchronicity of a householdmug. Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
Get the Synchronicity IImug. Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
Girl: Yeah sure!
Dude: Follow me to my bed then.
by Popsen April 28, 2011
Get the Synchronized Beddancemug. Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
Get the synchronized stitchmug. A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
Get the Jerkmate Synchronization Theorymug. A heightened state of awareness where your body moves in perfect sync with your higher self—like your mind, soul, and motion are all locked into the same rhythm. When Higher Synchronized Drive activates, you no longer feel like you’re using your muscles to move—you feel like your body is a vehicle being gracefully guided from above.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
It’s not being controlled. It’s being connected.
Your thoughts move first, and your body follows seamlessly—almost like it’s driving itself with divine precision.
Higher Synchronized Drive turns dance into alignment, movement into meaning, and the body into a vessel for something greater.
Origin:
Created by Joshua Horton, an artist and spiritual visionary from Detroit, Michigan.
“Once I tapped into Higher Synchronized Drive, I wasn’t just dancing—I was gliding through time like my soul had taken the wheel.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
“It’s like I wasn’t moving my body anymore… it was moving me.”
by J.J.Johnson April 11, 2025
Get the Higher synchronized Drivemug. Seventeen are Synchronization Kings, they are even vetted by computer and professional dancers who gave them this title.
by Claudiee January 11, 2022
Get the Synchronizationmug.