Swiss Finger

The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.

A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.

man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!

by Swissbun November 26, 2011

Sissy slut morgan

A well known white sissy in the community, known for her love of black cock and submissive nature , transformed over the years from a boy to a complete sissy , Morgan has won over the respect and appetite of the African American men . Morgan is also very well know for her love of abuse , bondage , bdsm , being degraded, she hardly has any kind of limits , she’s a known piss and cum receptacle , bukkake slave , certified queen of spades , she has no interest in white guys .

Sissy slut morgan is coming over to clean the house and also take a load from the party

by Sissyslutmorgan May 26, 2022

Swiss Army Knife

As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...

You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.

"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.

by Sipow July 26, 2018

friday night sissy fights

The hottest new sports event on HBO that features boxing with all gay fighters.

I just got tickets to Friday Night Sissy Fights! Ryan Seacrest versus Lance Bass!

by What's a name? July 29, 2006

swiss cheese

a person who is shot full of holes

that nigga got swiss cheesed up

by moosedogg March 11, 2004

sissy hypno

Sissy hypno is a type of short video or webm file type who's target demographic are sexually suppressed heterosexual males who wish to become gay or become a "sissy" . These short videos quickly flash pictures of naked females as well as male cocks in a subliminal manner in the hopes that they the viewer will become "hypnotized" into enjoying cock.

"Has Quade been a little off lately? He keeps looking at me weird ."
"Yeah I think he's been watching too much sissy hypno"

by DM269 April 23, 2017

sissy bar

A sissy bar, also called a "bitch bar" or "passenger backrest", is an addition to the rear of a motorcycle or child's bicycle seat that allows the rider or passenger to recline against it while riding. Alternately it can serve as an anchor point or support for cycling supplies that are not part of the bike, including spare helmets, backpacks, or sleeping bags. Sissy bars are usually affixed to the rear fender struts, and are typically made of chrome-plated steel with a foam padded seatback for comfort. Some elaborate custom examples can extend three feet or more and often serve as mounts for novelty flags. (def. from Wikipedia)

"He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar, and he lays a patch on the tar." -Moxy Früvous

by pclips June 11, 2006