All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"
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when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.
by nortington the third August 23, 2009
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2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
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I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011
Get the Swedish Nigel mug.1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013
Get the Swedish Facial mug.The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.
by DerpyDerpHusky November 1, 2013
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When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
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