SUV

Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile sex bed.

When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.

A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.

A SexUV.
"Nicole is coming by to pick me up and give me a ride in her SUV."

by ~Ace_of_Spades~ March 06, 2009
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A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.
I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go buy an SUV instead a sedan lose all my money on gas!
by octopus August 18, 2006
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The American Vehicle of Choice. Pollutes, drinks gas like camels drink water, and carries ten thousand more people than you could ever need to fit in a car at once, ever.

Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.

Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
Now the road may have congestion,
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"

~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
by The Ugly One March 22, 2004
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A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.

They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
by E hates Q September 22, 2019
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Stupid Utility Vechiel
by You August 03, 2003
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See UAV. A vehicle used by rich single mothers to take control of the road. Rarely used off road.
The single mother next door likes to go shopping in her SUV.
by AgentM September 22, 2003
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noun. Massive behemoths of "automobiles" that have the gas mileage of a supertanker. Though designed to be used off-road, 99.99% of the mentally retarded people that buy them use them to drive around urban and suburban areas with usually one person in it. Sported by 125 pound blonde women(meaning they can't drive for shit, even in a real automobile)

Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth.

The Acronym 'SUV' stands for

Supremely
Unwieldly
Vehicle
If you have an SUV, you are either:

A) Retarded
B) An off-roader
C) woman who needs to feel big
D) Male who needs a lot of compensation
by Potato Reborn March 08, 2004
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