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superman that hoe

Beating a girl from behind and then busting jizz all over her back... then when she lies down on the sheets the sheets will stick on to her back - superman style
Tyrone: im bout to superman that hoe tonight
Jamal: nigga, you done gone ruined your sheets then
Tyrone: its worth it when i see her get up with a sheet cape on her back.
by PatrickHarder January 2, 2009
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Superman That Bro

When you pretend to swallow a load of jizz, then wait till your man is asleepin' and spit it on his back. Attach sheet and away dat fucker goes........!!!!
Dude, last night was great. He jizzed in my mouth and I saved that shit so I could superman that bro.. Haha sucks bitch.
by campus laney jones March 20, 2009
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Thank Superman

Words to be said in place of Thank God when things go right.

An exclamation of thanks to an imaginary being, similar to "Thank God!"
"Thank Superman I passed my exams!"

"What a week! Thank Superman it's FRIDAY!"

"Thank Superman I found my passport before it was time to fly!"
by Miss WithAnE August 25, 2010
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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Superman pills

I'm convinced Clarke Kent was just an ordinary guy who got an adderall prescription...... and boom; superman pills
by The stoned chef August 21, 2016
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Superman

When someone has anal sex and planks on the person's backside during anal sex and raising their arms like superman.
"Last night I saved my partners life by supermaning inside of them" "Last night I supermaned the Mrs and my load almost sent me to space"
by gremlin69 December 19, 2020
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mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020
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