Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016

strumboluptious

Adj. A word used to describe a person who is seemingly one of a lesser social class/rank.

greg - wow...check out that group of "cool kids"
harvey - talk about strumboluptious
greg - lets go before someone thinks we are too

by Greg642 November 13, 2006

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

stumpo

Short, Stumpy, Lame, Small, Wrinkled (And I'm not talking about a person's height)
Also known as a schlort, dwarfwang or midgetdick

Eddie's gotta major Stumpo!

by Jimmy7391210 March 15, 2007

Strump

Strump: When your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka - trump, English slang for Fart)

This is very difficult to achieve. When you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to pass gas. Very skilled accomplishment.

Woman: Aaahhhh, that felt good
Man: Did you just... STRUMP?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)

by Nelson's December 10, 2008

Gronald Strumpf

Gronald Strumpf is the president of the United States. He is easily characterized by his orange skin and ability to make half the country scream with one tweet.

With one tweet Gronald Strumpf can throw so much shit into the air, the media and left don't realize the other shit he's doing on the ground OR how orange he is!

by SlurpaDurpa August 9, 2020