scrumple

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumpf

energy or will power.

i don't have the scrumpf to run another 2 miles.

by caroline and rame January 20, 2010

Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective

"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."

by DerekT December 24, 2008

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

STRUMPETS

Hoes Hookers Sluts Hoodrats... a group of girls who constantly willing to jump on dick

Shes just another one of them strumpets

by BabYGuRLNPToWN September 15, 2008

Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

scrumptuals

(n)the pleasurable sensation you get from someone lightly touching parts of the body with the tips of their fingers.

do you want me to give you scrumptuals?

by petti September 12, 2005