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Stretched

adj. An extension of the back wheel on motorcycles, mostly street bikes and drag bikes. Prevents unwanted wheelies (read: death) while accelerating.

It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.
Dude, that stretched and slammed 'Busa raped the Gixxer over there.
by BossE86 May 10, 2009
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stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005
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Struttle

struttle
When you come into the same path as someone coming from the opposite direction and you both keep going in the same direction to get by, and so keep blocking each other. Must occur at least twice to be a struttle. The need for this word was realized in 1976 by Jude, Keith, Robin and Kajsa while in Kalamata sipping oouzo. Please help spread the word and let others know that there really is a word for this occurence. Thanks a bunch, Jude.
I was trying to get out of the store when I got into a major struttle with this huge guy. What can you do? I just turned around, went back inside and waited until he left.
by Oopsy Doopsy September 22, 2008
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sprattled

sprattled means drunk, or getting drunk.
Jim is at the bar getting sprattled.
by wildcatpetty June 1, 2006
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struttle

(n)The remaining residue after one takes a poop. The very soggy remains on one's butthole.

(v) The act of taking a very soggy poop where the feces flows from the anus into the toilet seat in a very smooth and breezy way
I was going to the bathroom and I had to use the whole toilet paper roll because of all my struttle.

After I ate that Mexican burrito with beans, I went upstairs and took a very long struttle.
by DreamTactics October 30, 2010
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Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
by DFfag January 17, 2021
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Strezzled

The state of being stressed and frazzled at the same time.
If I had a facebook account, my satus would read "strezzled" right now.
by LAMHEP October 15, 2009
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