Walking into the bathroom and looking into every single stall before determining which one is of the highest quality for your dump-taking.
Mindy: You took an awful long time in the bathroom!
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.
by nukid1 November 2, 2010
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by derek2029 March 1, 2013
Get the Stall Jumping mug.The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."
PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"
by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017
Get the Stallsmithing mug.In the men's bathroom, a urinal left empty between two men so as to prevent the increase of awkwardness
Steve - "You know what a separation stall is, right?"
Rob - "Yeah. Why?"
Steve - "Well, I was using a urinal with no one else in the bathroom when another man came in and used the stall right next to me. He totally forgot a separation stall"
Rob - "Ouch."
Rob - "Yeah. Why?"
Steve - "Well, I was using a urinal with no one else in the bathroom when another man came in and used the stall right next to me. He totally forgot a separation stall"
Rob - "Ouch."
by pandaPOOF May 14, 2010
Get the Separation Stall mug.A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"
Person 2:"..."
Person 1: "Hey!"
Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"
Person 1: "Are you okay?"
Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."
Person 2:"..."
Person 1: "Hey!"
Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"
Person 1: "Are you okay?"
Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."
by Unknown29 October 2, 2013
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He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
He probably pulled a Danish stallion on you.
by Orctonk January 30, 2022
Get the Danish Stallion mug.The unsettling occurrence that happens when you are washing your hands in the office bathroom and notice an eye staring at you through the slit in the toilet stall door.
This startling and creepy event is often accompanied by a syndrome of guilt, fear, shame, and dread one feels after the event.
This syndrome can often be a dual reaction by both parties; the victim and the perpetrator.
This startling and creepy event is often accompanied by a syndrome of guilt, fear, shame, and dread one feels after the event.
This syndrome can often be a dual reaction by both parties; the victim and the perpetrator.
Dude, oh my god I just got stall-eyed and I feel pretty creeped out. I feel like i have to take a shower...
by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009
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