strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

Strateling

Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.

When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)

by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011

stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Spradling

Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.

I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!

by Father Spradling December 28, 2007

stroodling

(v) to relocate someone's personal possessions to a new position within sight of the owners, without their knowledge, preferably between the hours of 10 and 12 pm.

stroodle (n)

I wanted to go stroodling but the mormon was on patrol.

by stroodler December 4, 2009

Strandling

Strangling a bitch while straddling her

I couldn't stop strandling this girl because, she violently refused to stay still.

by Vxham October 21, 2014

sladdling

When a woman straddles another person's face and slides back and forth for pleasure.

I only get off from sladdling.

by JuicyClitour June 4, 2014