The Stork

The act of cunnilingus on a woman who is giving birth or having a miscarriage. The fetus is usually consumed in the process.

I was eating out that pregnant chick from logistics when she unexpectedly went into labor forcing me to perform "The Stork" and swallow the baby whole. He was a boy, and he was delicious.

The Stork by Batmaaaaaan October 4, 2008

Dark stork 

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

Dark stork by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Jake Stork 

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin

Jake Stork by Puscake November 5, 2018

Swimming Stork 

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

Swimming Stork by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Reverse Stork 

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

Reverse Stork by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019

King Stork 

The reign. The dominance. Over the stork tribal. Being known as the king stork is the greatest achievement life has to offer. Bmmmmmmm

Wow. He isn’t afraid of large birds. He must be the King Stork

King Stork by King Stork March 4, 2021

White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.

A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.

White stork by Yamade November 23, 2021