2 definitions by NotFriendsWithRick

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

orctavism

When capitalism gets so bad, that orcas have had enough, and start sinking millionaire's sailboats and billionaire's yachts outside the coast of Spain and Norway.

Spanish millionaire victim of orctavism, got his $15 million yacht sunk outside the coast of Spain last week, by a pod of orcas, ramming the rudder, and sinking the boat.

by NotFriendsWithRick July 11, 2023