Stomped

To be getting beat up to the point where you're on the ground getting hit and you are no longer able to defend yourself

"Did you see Matt and James fight? James got stomped!"
"If Tyler keeps talking shit, hes gonna get stomped"

by dankman420 January 8, 2012

stoned

the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?"
"erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

by its a dopedate August 29, 2007

Stupedestrian

Someone who walks in front of a moving vehicle.

Sarah walked out into the road without looking, she's such a stupedestrian

by Sarah Anderson February 19, 2007

Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

by B.E. July 21, 2009

stoneder

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.

"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."

by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

skoped

To repeatedly HEADSHOT players on games such Halo 3, Gears of War, or Shadowrun

The man was getting skoped while playing Halo 3

by ElNewfieo November 19, 2007