Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

Stoned

After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.

where were you while we were getting high?

by alex December 5, 2003

Stoned

The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

by Maldonado June 30, 2005

stoning

verb. the act of smoking marijuana

"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole

by Coley 94132 May 28, 2006

stone

(adj) relating to a high degree; absolute

She's a stone fox!

by logos November 15, 2002