Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder

A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.

John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."

by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017

steinar

A raping blonde dolphin

Dude, that creep is totally a steinar

by Zeepanda December 5, 2014

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Stefie

A generally kick-ass girl. Normally in a sweet, caring way, as opposed to the literal ass-kicking givers.

adam: wow, that girl is a real stefie. she rules my world man.

by danjc2 January 17, 2009

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

attention seeking

someone that it incredibly annoying and will do anything to be in the spotlight!!! commonly known from lauren mcgrath’s slang

Damn. She’s so attention seeking. That bitch will do anything for people to look at her...

by chompingbecky May 31, 2018