sekiro

The greatest game of the last millennium, with only the highest quality graphics, cutting-edge gameplay, as well as the grappling hook, the most important aspect of any game. Created by the God Miyazaki himself, Sekiro lets you play as Sekiro, some disabled dude with a prosthetic hand that continues FromSoftware's tradition of Berserk references, all set in feudal Japan.

Basically Dark Souls with jumping.

FromSoftwareFanboy: "Hey, did you hear about Sekiro? It's gonna be really good, even more anti-casul than the previous games with a grappling hook and jumping and everything, it's a mastapeece 11 / 5"

Sane Person: "What"

by ImperialOfTheQuietus September 16, 2018

sekiro

The greatest game of the last millennium, with only the highest quality graphics, cutting-edge gameplay, as well as the grappling hook, the most important aspect of any game. Created by the God Miyazaki himself, Sekiro lets you play as Sekiro, some disabled dude with a prosthetic hand that continues FromSoftware's tradition of Berserk references, all set in feudal Japan.

Basically Dark Souls with jumping.

FromSoftwareFanboy: "Hey, did you hear about Sekiro? It's gonna be really good, even more anti-casul than the previous games with a grappling hook and jumping and everything, it's a mastapeece 11 / 5"

Sane Person: "What"

by ImperialOfTheQuietus September 16, 2018

Sekiro

Hard.

Sekiro is hard

Person 1: "Hey do you play Sekiro?"
Person 2: "Yeah I've almost beaten Inner Ishin."
*Person 1 goes into a PTSD panic attack*

by basedindividual August 26, 2021

Sekiro

Sekiro is the only game where you can get hooked up with steroids, hydrogen peroxide, and 30 hours of Nike ads and still get assfucked by a random man with a sword.

Tutorial: R1 R1 R1 R1, rinse, repeat.
Make sure to get your daily dose of "git gud."

Person 1: "Have you heard of this new game called Sekiro, I thought about playing it."

Person 2: "For your own life, play Dark Souls first."

by limemartian February 13, 2025