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Stead

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
by hacwan74 April 11, 2010
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amy sedaris

One of the greatest female comedians of our time. Best known for her role as the disturbing and grotesquely-lovable character Jerri Blank in "Strangers With Candy," where she co-starred with Stephen Colbert (who played Chuck Noblet) and Paul Dinello (who played Mr. Jellyneck).

She got her start at Second City in Chicago, where she met Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert. Sister of David Sedaris, and well-loved for her acting as well as stories told about her in David Sedaris' writings.

Amy is well-known for her famous quotes, including:

"When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage."

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard." (This one has been engraved on a silver-plated jewelry box. Trust me.)

(about her chicken, Suki) "She'll eat grapes out of anywhere I put them... Anywhere."

"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."
"Did you see Amy Sedaris on Letterman last night? She has a new movie coming out and it's AWESOME. Check out how hot she is when she isn't wearing that Jerri Blank fat suit!"
by Arocky September 19, 2006
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going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.
Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.
by dave February 15, 2004
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Da Stead

A hood in Nassau, Long Island( Hempstead,Long Island
I'm from Da Stead nigga
by Pop$ May 14, 2005
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going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"
Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!
by Misfit February 17, 2004
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sedan

is a 4 door car (v.s. a 2 door car reffered to as a coupe)
Last nights party ended ubruptly in the back seat of the sedan with the sheriff in the front seat.
by Curt April 5, 2005
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steady

A person's regular boyfriend or girlfriend; their main squeeze.
His "steady" kicked him to the curb two weeks ago.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 21, 2021
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