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starfish-worthy

Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."
Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.
by Feisty M January 27, 2015
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Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.
by walkyofish December 13, 2014
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sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019
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Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
by Stivchik June 26, 2020
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Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.
DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls January 10, 2008
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