stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

by jd April 16, 2006

Staunched

Fucking huge

Bro: Bro you look fucking staunched cunt

Gym bro: fucking oath bruv

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Starched

When a female has become uninteresting, stale, and your relationship with her is played out. It may be time to move on if you feel your girl is starched.

“Whatup jit, are you still providing absolutely heinous cock to Bethany?”
“Nah bro she’s fucking starched.”

by Nattywitechips May 4, 2022

Starched

You’re very annoyed, bothered, most commonly while high on marijuana.

Kyle was like totally not vibing dude, you could tell he was real starched

by Cokeboards March 4, 2023

Starched

Describes a person who put a lot of effort into their appearance or outfit. You’re telling them they look good from head to toe.

“Wow, babe! You looked starched at the club last night.”

by Starchyboi June 18, 2025

Slick Starched

When a woman has a yeast infection and you ejaculate inside her at the same time she has an orgasm causing the infection to intensify and become so wet ,yet thick that your penis is thereafter rejected looking as if it has corndog batter on it and the womans bean if you will starts becoming erect transforming into a penis and now your rectum becomes an innocent victim...

Bruh last night i was fucking the shit out of my neighbors daughter and she Slick Starched me then left me a tip. I hate it here...

by Salvitore ToTo Riina May 7, 2020

samnched

to be punched out or smashed

yo, wanna get samnched?

Ur gunna get samnched

by Reeko26 April 23, 2009