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jungle sapling

I am friends with many jungle saplings.
by Poopy peepee March 7, 2023
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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma September 22, 2017
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[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.
by Davion Williams February 24, 2009
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Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.
Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.
by slssfw May 22, 2005
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stailing

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.
I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.
by Charleyme June 3, 2010
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Stallings

a pretty awesome yet somehow strange way to put a refriarator into motion
whoa look at that stallings go!
by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
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stalling

A stalling is performed in the following sequence...

1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).

2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)

3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.

4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.

5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.

6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.

He not know what or WHO hit him.

You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.

Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.

Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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