Standing 69

When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.

Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.

by Tom Faggington March 7, 2009

standing o

An orgasm that a woman has whenever she's getting fucked while standing up.

I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.

by tonyfamous December 18, 2010

standing dirty

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.
Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

by Lucyw September 4, 2006

standing at attention

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.

After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

by dominito July 4, 2012

fuck me standing

An expression of vast displeasure.

"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."

"Well, fuck me standing!"

by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006

Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010