sag squirter

An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.

Grandma: "Pour it in there"

Grandpa: "Alright its in"

Grandma: squirts

Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

squidster

Possibly the best person you can hang out with. Though people will deny it, they will always be thinking about him/her. A unique, humorous, and an awesome person, that likes to have fun.

you have to hang out with Emily! she is such a squidster!

by squidster March 16, 2008

squinter

A chinese person; a JAP.

i kicked the squinter in the nuts

by huckleberry March 28, 2004

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

squirter

the male ejaculation x 10

god damn!

by jeeves September 28, 2006

Squirter

Someone who over posts on social media.

Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.

Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.

by Shon J March 17, 2015

squinter

Derogatory term; Smoneone in the workplace who isn't capable of performing even the simplest tasks, without constant handholding and direction.

1. I have a shitload of work to do, because those damn squinter's can't do anything right.
2. If that damn squinter doesn't stop playing with his remote control cars, and start doing some work.....

by Mayzee January 9, 2007