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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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squire gestle

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.
The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.
by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016
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Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument
Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015
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Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often
"youre such a ben jay squire"
by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025
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amy squire

AMY SQUIRE. is a girl who is a homosexual!😝 and is completely proud to say it 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 as she shares her lesbian and experiences on her tiktok page. jumbo*****.
“hey! do you know amy squire!”

yeah! she’s gay”
by puthay my religion June 26, 2021
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Squire-lee

A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling
Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.

Person- ughhh….?

Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!
by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021
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