curry squirts

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.

Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.

by spankington October 19, 2008

the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.

I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.

by d_girl August 10, 2006

squirister

Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)

1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."

This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.

by JAshton August 7, 2006

talking squares

When you see foreign text but your browser does not have that character/font encoding, so instead of seeing Chinese/Sanskrit/Russian characters, all you see are squares.

To best handle this situation, just type squares back from your side of the conversation/forum/etc.

a)I can't understand this guy I'm chatting with. He's just talking squares.

b)Our forum got invaded by talking squares. I think they're talking about us but I can't be sure.

c)Talking squares, my WPM is over 9000.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014

cummy squirms

When you edge yourself too much that it makes your body tremble uncontrollably.

Dustin edged himself so much to the point where he got the cummy squirms.

by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023