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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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The designated person to prepare the paraphernalia when smoking marijuana.
Fill the bong Squire. (Or)
Why don’t you fill the bong you squire ?
by ApolloandStamp July 30, 2020
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A little bitch, and in often circumstances a pussy. He cries about his knee or the fact society cant accept his gayness.
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
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A little bitch, and in most circumstances a pussy over the fact his knee is aching, or the fact he is a burden to society. He bitches and cries all day - part squirrel part human
"your acting like squire, grow a pair"
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
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A little bitch, and in most cases a pussy and burden to society. Bitches and cries all day, and always complains about his knee.
"you're acting like squire, grow a pair"
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
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The act of double foot kicking someone in the neck or up.
Our customer was a real dickhead today, he could’ve used a nice squire.
by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022
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