purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.

I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!

by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012

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Squire

verb

To call someone to chat to fill the void between activities/events

Mike “squired” me on his walk to the subway. He then abruptly ended the call.

by Edsonmo February 9, 2022

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squire gestle

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.

The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.

by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016

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A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.

"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"

by Upright Almond July 27, 2023

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Squire-lee

A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling

Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.

Person- ughhh….?

Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!

by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021

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