Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
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An iconic American station wagon that was characterized by it's large size, comfort, towing power, and signature faux-wood panels meant to emulate Woodies from the 40s and 50s. It was the top-of-the line station wagon built by Ford from 1951 to 1991. It was based on the Fairlane, Galaxie, and LTD line over the course of its history. Country squires are highly collected, especially the classics that were made before the mid-70s. They are fairly hard to find today, despite being a common site in virtually every suburban town in America in the 60s and 70s.
The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.
(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Country squire was always amongst the biggest, heaviest passenger cars of every model year. Their size reached a peak in the mid-70s. They were fitted with huge V8 engines ranging from a standard 351 windsor to a beastly 460 (7.5L) V8 that was the largest engine ever mass produced. The big engines were choked by emissions requirements starting in the early 70s and got atrocious gas milage.
(Disclaimer, I own a Country Squire, and I believe it to be the most badass car ever built.)
The Ford Country Squire is driven by the family in Harry and the Hendersons.
The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.
The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
The O'Doyle Family from Billy Madison own a Ford Country Squire and drive it off a cliff toward the end of the movie.
The "Family Truckster" from National Lampoons Vacation is a heavily modified Country Squire.
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Get the a squared mug.(1) a gay foursome
(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.
(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.
(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!
example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!
example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!
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Get the hump to the dick squared mug.The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
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