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Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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Pinky Squire

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020
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King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
Nice bro
by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020
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Squire

The act of double foot kicking someone in the neck or up.
Our customer was a real dickhead today, he could’ve used a nice squire.
by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022
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Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
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squire

A little bitch, and in often circumstances a pussy. He cries about his knee or the fact society cant accept his gayness.
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
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SQUIRE

A little bitch, and in most circumstances a pussy over the fact his knee is aching, or the fact he is a burden to society. He bitches and cries all day - part squirrel part human
"your acting like squire, grow a pair"
by chingchangclang November 18, 2022
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